16 April 2012



            Hai
 Good Afternoon!



Cute Proposal



Cute Proposal. .

Boy : Aren't Your Legs Paining ??
Girl : No Why Are You Asking ??
Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time . . ?

Uh, That Tickles!!!  - Cute Picture and Hilarious Joke!
photo by jadedink
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made “Tickle Me Elmo” dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time, and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut down because one worker couldn’t keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said,
“Lady, I said to give each doll Two—–Test—–Tickles.”


Turtle Joker

When i am dead





When i am dead,
Ur tears may flow,
But i won’t know,
Cry for me now, instead..

When i m dead,
U’ll send flowers,
But i won’t see,
Send them now, instead..

When i m dead,
U’ll say words of praise
But i won’t hear,
Praise me now, instead..
When i m dead,
U’ll forget my faults,
But i won’t know,
Forget them now,
Instead…!



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